I ate so much last night that i could not move...

2 dinner plates, diet coke, ice cream, and doritos.
(fat bastard's dialogue/accent from austin powers comes to mind:)
"i can't stop eating... i eat cause i'm fat, and i'm fat cause i eat..."

my body was glued to the bed and my eyes were glued to the tv (discovery channel's great biker build-off). i had to lie still on my back cause any motion/other position would hurt my gut. it was rather uncomfortable, but i was utterly lazy and satiated as i drifted to sleep...

(you should try it sometime! :)

posted by neko @ 10:16:00 AM          |


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