a 6-inch long centipede scuttled across the kitchen floor right in front of me just 2 minutes ago as i was grabbing some orange juice from the fridge! that sucker was huge! i reached out for my handy weapon: the abercombie sandal, but that was too light. i decide to grab my roommate's kenneth cole slides. i was ready to attack, when i saw the creature move straight for the closed front door. i unlocked the door, and cracked it open a bit. it slipped out into the darkness without incident... is this another sign? i'm not leaving dammit! let's just live together peacefully...

posted by neko @ 11:53:00 PM          |


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