i'm a turtle. how about you?
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
last night at the ocean club, we were initiated into the ' aloha turtle club. ' what is the aloha turtle club? i still don't know myself, but i'm starting to like it. as a member in good standing, i can subscribe new turtles. so answer the questions below, and i'll make you a turtle :)
To become an official Turtle, you must first solve the following riddles:
1. What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What is a four letter word ending in “K” that means the same as intercourse?
4. What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas you can hang a hat on it?
Once you have solved the riddles, you can become a member of the Aloha Turtle Club. Govern yourself accordingly and procure new members.
As a member in good standing you can subscribe new Turtles as follows:
We assume all prospective turtles own a Jack Ass. On this assumption is the reason for the password. This password must be given if a fellow member ever asks you. “Are You a Turtle?” You MUST reply, “You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am.” If you do not give the password in full because of embarrassment or some other reason, you forfeit a beverage of his or her choice. So always remember the password.
